Recession and Flu and Fat Actors: Oh My!

I am so glad someone had the guts to finally address this critical topic.  With all the attention to the economic meltdown, flu pandemics, etc, we have really lost site of our core American value that what you look like is more more important than anything else.  Fat actors, even if they are middle-aged and have earned the right to focus on something other than their appearance, are a sure sign that our society is on the edge of complete collapse.  It must be stopped!  Maybe we can get a congressional mandate on body mass index for A list actors (and scale it down for those on the B, C, and D lists) with fines and jail time for those who don't comply.  Or, since it is inexplicably socially acceptable in our culture to bully and discriminate against fat people--even though that sort of behavior would not be tolerated against any other group--maybe we should consider organizing some grassroots movements to ridicule and torment fat actors until they finally achieve an acceptable physique.   

Good grief, what a superficial, ridiculous thing to worry about!  Anyone who looks to Ted Casablanca as the paragon of culture deserves whatever unfulfilled life they end up with.