*A church fundraising program suggested by Tbogg to raise money for Carrie Prejean's breast implants, currently in the process of being repossessed by the Miss California Pageant.
Must admit, I haven't paid much attention to Ms. Prejean. Just assumed she should be forgiven for her poisoned little heart because if God saw fit to put it in such a purdy package, it couldn't be all bad, right? Shoot, had I known her best assets were just snap-ons, and lay-away snap-ons at that, I could have foregone all the moral ambiguity and just gone ahead and hated her for the bigoted, hypocritical little turd she is.
November promises to be a banner publishing month with books by Prejean AND Palin coming out just in time for Christmas giving. The literati must be quaking in their boots with concern about the impact of these two intellectual giants on the American literary canon. Few can rival "These Boobs Were Made for Preachin'" and "God is my Rod & Reel" for sheer homespun audacity (of dopes). The one bright spot is probably one of these inspired tomes will finally knock Glenn Beck off the number 1 spot. My faith in the human race will finally be restored when we quit rewarding mentally deficient lunatics like Beck (and Prejean and Palin) with book sales and television ratings.
